Why I like Women with Small Boobs

  I personally love women with small boobs. Here're the reasons why:

1. Valentines Day. No fussing around for brassiers. Just sexy panties. Saved: $25

2. Foreplay. In the heated moment of the night, when you're taking off her clothes, no need to fiddle with "the latch". Saved: 5 minutes.

3. Going out to a bar, no need to worry about other dudes staring at her chest. Just get drunk and have fun with her. Saved: Broken nose, a trip to the hospital, possible jail time. $550

4. She might get fake boobs. Saved: Your fantasies of being with a girl with silicone/saline.

5. If you marry her, you know your daughters wont have any back problems associated with large boobs. Saved: $6000, and jock types wooing your daughter.

6. When she's 65, her boobies wont sag. Saved: Listening to your grandkids screaming, "Look at those grandma boobs!"

7. One less position to worry about. (Titty fucking) Saved: Effort.

8. If you have a small wee-wee, you have a friend in inadequacy. Saved: Seeking for empathy.

9. 70% Less chance of getting breast cancer!!! Ok. Not true. Sorry. Saved: Nothing. I just wanted to say that to make you girls feel better.

10. When you cum on her tits, it's a one-swipe clean-off for her. Very convenient. Saved: Tissues.

11. Calvin Klein might use her in his pre-pubescent ads, and make you two into millionaires. Saved: A lifetime of working for a living.

12. If you two ever get kidnapped while vacationing in a remote Asian country, and a bunch of bandits grab you two and beat you silly and try to extort you for all your money, especially after they find out that she is a famous small-boobed model for Calvin Klein, and they stick you two inside a bamboo hut in a Cambodia jungle somewhere, she can easily slip out of the hut by wiggling herself free (no big boobs to hinder her escape), run nimble (she couldnt run fast if she had big boobs) to the US Army base, and call for help. And when you're safe at the Army base, sipping on your cup of hot chocolate, all you'll have, are her small boobs to thank for. Saved: Um, possible death and torture at the hands of malicious people, extortion and a bad vacation.